Memoirs of a Bolt Guy: I’m just a Bolt man with great client service skills

By Victor Kwame Sampong

I got involved in three Ashawo negotiations in one night, and all three proved successful in the end. To satisfy my clients and leave a lasting impression, I tend to go above and beyond in some instances.

My first ‘pimp’ duty on Sunday night was with Johnson. Earlier, I went to Mandela Estate on SARS Road to pick up his friend’s babe. Upon return to the hotel in GRA, his friend tasked me to take him to his hotel at Odili Road. However, we’d have to take a little detour at Casablanca so Johnson can have some company for the night.

Johnson seemed like the shy type and already informed me about his reluctance to step out from the vehicle. I told him not to worry. But as usual, I got his preferred budget from him (40k) and asked him to make his pick. After much scrutiny, he did and I beckoned on the lucky girl to come over. From her first asking price of 50k, we settled for half of it, leaving me with a profit of 15k for my efforts. She took her bag, hopped in and we headed for Royal Court, off Doxa Road. Johnson paid for the ride and some extra, with lots of gratitude to go with.

The next ride that came immediately after that was from another hotel at Ordinance Road. The boys wanted to get food initially, so I convinced them that GRA was the best spot considering the time.

After getting their meals at one of the restaurants behind Casablanca, they decided to acquire some conference materials as well. Both should have been 18, maybe 19 years old by my assessment. They both agreed to splash 60k on two willing birds for the night.

I got the funds sent to me first. Immediately I stepped out of the car, I saw an old ally and friend, Delight (don’t even ask me how). Delight is a stunning beauty and would easily win a pageant contest if held amongst her colleagues there. Our paths had crossed about a year ago and we’ve remained as friends and in touch since then. However, we lost contact for months now.

I called out to her and she rushed to me after being hesitant at first. But when she recognized me, it was all too easy and sweet. We tried to briefly catch up on old times before getting down to business. As na my pal, I did not hold out on her.

I told her my boys have 60k on them for two girls. But I’ll let her have 35k and bring the other girl of her choice for 25k (even though I could have had two for 40-50k and make some profits).

She kissed me on the cheek as a sign of appreciation and dashed back to get her partner in crime. I told my boys we’re good to go. They were surprised at the sort of rapport I have with the girls and we briefly laughed over it before the girls joined us. We were at their hotel in no time and once their payments hit my phone, our transactions for the night were concluded, I bade them farewell and continued on my way.

What is this 250k for?

Monday night used to be very busy for us as well. But the present economic realities have reduced it to just another Tuesday or Thursday. Boys go still step out to hustle small regardless.

At about 11:45 pm, I got a ride from Blackbox indicating Choba as the destination. I accepted and patiently waited for the client to step out. When she was comfortably settled in the car, I proceeded to negotiate a fair fee with her. Didn’t take much for a N7,500 fee to be agreed on, because she no even look like who wan come down again sef.

Journey was smooth all through with some conversations we’ll get back to later on this episode. As we got to the U-Turn before Alakahia Junction, she got a call that she should return back to GRA. She told the person on the other end that she was almost home, but that didn’t fly. So she caved in and asked me to turn back. Wetin concern me? Another N7,500 in the bag, swiftly.

Earlier on, she had told me her friend (girl) took her out that night, and introduced her to another guy from Abuja, who made some sexual advances towards her, which she turned down. So I con ask her wetin change her mind this time? My client said he offered 250k this time, something he didn’t bring to the table initially. I laughed.

She tried to explain her position, telling me I shouldn’t see her in that light. She said she isn’t a prostitute, but as a student, she’s got loads of bills to pay and that money would go a long way. I made her understand that I was the last person who would judge her for whatever actions she had taken. I’m more interested in the one coming into my coffers for being behind the steering.

She took my account number and sent to Abuja Boy, and he duly sent me 10k instead of N7,500 cos na wetin she tell am. I got there, did the handover and left.

But 250k for a night? She must be a top-notch game girl with bed skills greater than Jay Jay Okocha, Ronaldinho and Lionel Messi put together! If not ehn…

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