{"id":465,"date":"2017-06-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/china.chinaacheru.com\/wp\/2017\/06\/06\/giant-wet-wipes-mean-youll-never-have-to-shower-again\/"},"modified":"2017-06-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2017-06-06T00:00:00","slug":"giant-wet-wipes-mean-youll-never-have-to-shower-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/giant-wet-wipes-mean-youll-never-have-to-shower-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Giant Wet Wipes Mean You\u2019ll Never Have to Shower Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Adam K. Raymond<\/p>\n

It\u2019s easy to forget that hot showers are a modern luxury, until you\u2019re at a music festival for three days and every light breeze reintroduces you to a noxious concoction of patchouli and BO.
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A company out of Seattle called Epic Wipes believes it has a solution to this problem: giant wet wipes.
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Epic Wipes founder Aeneas Janze came up with the idea for a megawipe while serving in Afghanistan, where he and his fellow soldiers routinely deployed regular old baby wipes to clean up in a pinch.
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But wipes designed for a baby\u2019s butt could only do so much when applied to an adult body, and going through piles of them felt wasteful.
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So Janze made one 16 times bigger.
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These individually packaged wipes can be carted around in your pocket, but when unfolded are as big as a bath towel. They\u2019re made of bamboo, are therefore completely biodegradable, and they contain essential oils that \u201care nourishing to your skin.\u201d
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At least that\u2019s the pitch Epic Wipes has put together to sell these things to more than sweaty campers and smelly concertgoers. On Kickstarter, where the company has raised 150 percent of its goal with a week remaining, it promotes the wipes as a way to go \u201cstraight from the beach to the boardwalk\u201d or a good choice for those who bike to work. They can also clean a baby\u2019s butt, should the need arise.
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But that\u2019s not all. Epic Wipes can \u201cdust all your furniture in half the time\u201d or \u201ckeep the interior of your car looking brand new.\u201d Anything you can do with a regular wipe, you can do with an Epic Wipe, albeit at a modest 15,000-percent markup. (A single wipe will retail for $2.99.)
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Still, the real selling point of these things is their ability to clean dirt and grime from the body without running water. The key is to scrub down in the proper order.
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As the company puts it, \u201cface first, butt last.\u201d
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Culled from www.nymag.com<\/a><\/strong><\/div>\n

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