I met Precious on my way back from Rumuola one rainy day. I don’t remember the exact day, but let\u2019s just call it Thursday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We didn’t really talk much because he was my cousin\u2019s friend and I didn’t like him at first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were waiting for a cab in that rain when we both decided to walk. With no choice left, we started a conversation, and then the popular saying, \u201cDon’t judge a book by its cover,\u201d came to my mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How can a rough-looking boy be so calm and collected? I was like, \u201cOh wow!\u201d Suddenly, I started noticing that he was my spec, just a fair version of what I wanted, but he had the height and all that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a special way of making my night and trekking worth it. So, I didn\u2019t mind giving it a try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I got to my junction and we exchanged numbers (funny, right?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few days later, I went back to my place in Elele, and we started talking more. He surprised me by making me fall for him. Who wouldn\u2019t fall for a guy who texts you good morning, afternoon, and night?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh, I love attention!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From simple conversations, we got to talks of him making me his wife. Who doesn’t want to be the wife of a tall, fair man?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I didn’t know when we got to the part of him promising me the best head ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And as someone who had never experienced such, I was really excited. I wanted to know how it felt, so I could brag to my friends, especially my girl Thelma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After months of getting my hopes high, I decided to visit him and taste the wonder of his mouth and dick. Don\u2019t get it twisted, he can\u2019t promise me good head and not talk about his dick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I woke up early and lied to my mom that I was going to see my dad and that I\u2019d spend three or four days with him. If only she knew my plans. She even gave me small money for transport. A broke girl going to collect dick and head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I got to his house and found him in his room with his friends. He told me his mom was out and made me feel at home while he went to prepare tea and noodles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I will eat and be eaten too. Great plan.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the girlfriend of the house, the boys left us alone. Simple bro code.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I swear for them e go follow them, mtcheew. Can’t they stop inkwiti?” (Read as Iniquity)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After eating and pretending to be interested in the movie playing on his laptop, while sipping from a sachet of Chelsea dry gin, I was just waiting. Maybe he was praying that NEPA should take light, but e no too concern me sha. As a man, he should make the move first, but don\u2019t force it, to God be the glory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay, before you people shout, make we move on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When NEPA took light, as a sharp girl, I pretended I was hot and removed my clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He came closer and gave me a soft kiss, and I was like, \u201cCan this boy kiss?\u201d Maybe we were just starting, or the gin was already working. Whichever it was, it wasn\u2019t what he promised me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He pulled my legs apart and before I could say jack, his mouth was on my clit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait! Is this playing? What are teeth doing there? Are they supposed to use teeth? Bros, abeg no vex, comot mouth there. I no do again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(But na for my mind I talk am oo, make I no wound his ego.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was just managing it and feeling pain. I can\u2019t even call it painful pleasure, because there nothing pleasurable about it. I just prayed for him to finish so we could move to the next stage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After that, he pulled out a condom and we started missionary. Nothing. I was drying up with every thrust, but he was enjoying himself. Suddenly, he flipped me to doggy, and that was when his mum barged in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What the F.U.C.K?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Precious! What are you doing? In my house?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pause. What just happened?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At that moment, I wished the ground would open and swallow me. My man was still on top saying, \u201cMommy, wetin happen?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Despite his mum\u2019s presence, he refused to stop until he finished. In anger, his mum left for the sitting room. I stood up, wore my clothes, and started reflecting on my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As much as I would like to say what happened after that, I will stop here. If you want a continuation, request a video podcast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That experience is funny now, but it was not funny then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus Point:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Whenever his mum sees me now, we both look at each other for some seconds and burst out laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I didn\u2019t date him for long. I was too uncomfortable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I met Precious on my way back from Rumuola one rainy day. I don’t remember the exact day, but let\u2019s just call it Thursday. We didn’t really talk much because he was my cousin\u2019s friend and I didn’t like him at first. We were waiting for a cab in that rain when we both decided […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3252,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_surecart_dashboard_logo_width":"180px","_surecart_dashboard_show_logo":true,"_surecart_dashboard_navigation_orders":true,"_surecart_dashboard_navigation_invoices":true,"_surecart_dashboard_navigation_subscriptions":true,"_surecart_dashboard_navigation_downloads":true,"_surecart_dashboard_navigation_billing":true,"_surecart_dashboard_navigation_account":true,"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adventure","category-entertainment"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16.jpeg",1280,1280,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16-150x150.jpeg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16-300x300.jpeg",300,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16-768x768.jpeg",640,640,true],"large":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16-1024x1024.jpeg",640,640,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16.jpeg",1280,1280,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-12-09-at-18.49.16.jpeg",1280,1280,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"china","author_link":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/author\/china\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"I met Precious on my way back from Rumuola one rainy day. I don’t remember the exact day, but let\u2019s just call it Thursday. We didn’t really talk much because he was my cousin\u2019s friend and I didn’t like him at first. We were waiting for a cab in that rain when we both decided…","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinaacheru.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}